Épisode

Épisode 8

parJean Forteroche

(publié le08/05/2017 à 18h56)

     All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it?


     The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.


     I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.


     She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time!


     I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Ye-ha! You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!


    I care. So, what do you think of her, Han?


    What!?


    I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.


     The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.


     I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.


     Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?


    Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.


    The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.


     In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.


     Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Ye-ha!


     I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? Ye-ha! You don't believe in the Force, do you? He is here. I'm trying not to, kid.


     Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.


     Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. I call it luck. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.


     Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han?


     All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? You don't believe in the Force, do you? Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.


     A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.


     Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide.


     What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.


     Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. You mean it controls your actions? What!? Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.



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Le16/11/2017 à 15h13,
Fabrice a écrit :

Un texte totalement incompréhensible pour un non initié...

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Le16/11/2017 à 15h14,
Matthieu a répondu :

Tout à fait, mais c'est normal, c'est pour appâter les lecteurs.

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Le16/11/2017 à 15h15,
Joël a répondu :

Et le pire, c'est que ça marche !!!


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